You know you’re obsessed with Schuldich when… Your friends think that you’re obsessed with shoes because you keep whispering “Schu…Schu…” during math-class. You lock yourself inside your room and weep for days when you realize that you don’t have red hair. You go berserk every time that someone unconsciously calls you by your real name instead of Schuldich-sama…or maybe Schu. Your family have stopped talking to you because you insist on having all your conversations in German. You steal a yellow ribbon from the competitors in a relay race to use as a bandana. * You went from being a complete Backstreet Boys fan, and knowing what Kevin’s favourite colour of socks were, to listening only to Rammstein, Die Prinzen and various German bands. The German teacher comes and asks you for the correct spelling of German verbs. You no longer get asked to dance on school dances since you keep whispering morbid and/or perverted stuff in German in the guys’ ears. You are sooo mad at your stupid friends who never believes you! You DO have a white Armani-suit….it’s just at the laundry right now! You focus on your math teacher after the test and try to manipulate her into changing your grade from an F to an A+++ with sheer willpower. (Since you are the mastermind ^-^) You’ve made an AMV with every second of Schuldich footage that you could find in all of the Weiß Kreutz episodes. You don’t understand why your art teacher says that you don’t vary your drawing. You can draw lots of different stuff; Schu, chibi Schu, Schu without a shirt, Schu WITH a shirt, Schu with green hair, Schu with white socks… You raid the half-German guy in your class and greets him with a “Guten tag” wherever he’s going. You’ve never even been to Germany, but you know more about the country than the inhabitants that have lived there for generations. You’re still a little cranky because your passport saying “Schuldich, 23 years old from Germany” is not valid. * Note: I'm sorry Shien…I just had to add that to my list. Your methods for getting cosplay-clothes are just soooo funny! ^-^